To The Editor:
Welcome to the smooth, relaxing sounds of Trump Radio.
Grab a cool drink, your favorite conspiracy theory and unwind to the mellow tones of Lee, Brad, Mike and Bill as they sing your favorite songs and ask you to sing along with them. Rush hour traffic got you down? Tune in to Trump Radio and feel the cares of the world melt away.
Put down those high blood pressure pills as we soothe you with compassion, humanity, decency, kindness and goodwill. All this and more on Trump Radio. We look forward to you listening in before the FCC pulls our license.
As our namesake and leader once said “I know words, I have the best words.”